A Long Ride

Florine is in a taxi. (F=Florine; T=taxi driver)
F : Hey, driver, are we going the right way?
T : Of course. You think I'm cheating you?
F : Well, it seems like an awfully long ride. (after a while) Driver, how come your meter is running so fast? Is it out of order?
T : Hey, lady, if you think I'm cheating you, you can get out.
F : OK. I think I'll do just that. Stop the taxi.
T : Sorry, I can't. We're on the highway. You can get out if you like, but I can't stop.
F : I'm going to report you to the police.
T : Ha! Ha! That's what they all say. (They arrive.) See you.
F : I don't ever want to see you again.
T : Same here.

弗萝兰坐在出租汽车里。
弗萝兰:嘿, 师傅, 我们走的路线对吗?
司 机:当然对, 你以为我在骗妳吗?
弗萝兰:呃, 好像走的时间太久了。(过了一会儿)师傅, 你的计费表为什么跑得这么快?是不是坏了?
司 机:嘿, 女士, 如果你以为我在骗妳的话, 你可以下车。
弗萝兰:好吧, 我正想这样做, 停车。
司 机:抱歉, 我不能停, 我们现在正在高速公路上, 如果你想下车的话, 请便, 但是我不能停车。
弗萝兰:我会向警察举报你的。
司 机:哈!哈!谁都是这样说的。(他们抵达后)再见。
弗萝兰:我再也不想见到你了。
司 机:我也是。