零起点美语-Now That Hurts!

Now That Hurts!

我的牙齿好痛喔！
The world's cheapest man finally went to the dentist to have his teeth fixed.
"Well, sir," said the dentist, "I'm afraid you've waited too long to get these teeth attended to. They'll all have to come out."
"How much will that cost?" inquired the skinflint.
"A thousand dollars."
"Here's a hundred," said the tightwad. "Just loosen them up a bit."
一个非常吝啬的守财奴终于去牙科看牙齿。
“先生，”牙医说道，“恐怕你拖得太久了，这些牙齿都要拔掉才行。”
“那得花多少钱？”小气鬼问医生。
“一千块美金。”
“这里是一百块，”吝啬鬼说。“只要稍微把它们松动一点就好了！”